Scene: a backyard adjoining ours.
Time: This morning, around 10:30 (although, this is not the first time…)
Dramatis Personae: Two Evil Dogs Who Bark A Lot (one of whom is completely psychotic and charges the fence); One Evil Neighbour; Two Not Very Amused Witnesses.
Props: Lots and lots of dog poo, small hand held shovel, plastic bags (multiple).
Costume: Evil Neighbour – the PINK livery of a Certain International Donut Store with regal pretensions.
Suddenly, this journal page will NEVER APPLY AGAIN: